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I live in New Jersey and I'mm used to having
people cut me off on the highway. But this one
time I was cut off by a convertible -- he
missed my car by inches -- and the driver
flipped me the bird to boot.
Still steamed, I noticed that we had gotten off
at the same exit and the convertible's driver
had pulled into an office complex parking lot.
I pulled my car over and waited for the driver
to leave the parking lot and enter the building.
Then I entered the lot and pulled up next to
the car.
Well, as my luck would have it, I had just made
a stop at the supermarket and had a loaf of
bread that I was willing to donate to the cause.
So I did.
I tore up a few slices of bread and threw the
pieces into the front and back seats of the open
convertible. Then I drove off out of the lot and
pulled off across the street to watch.
It didn't take long for the seagulls to start
descending .....