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We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her
first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in
the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird.
I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.
Our daughter turned to my wife and said, "Mom, you always
did it that way."
"Yes," my wife replied, "but you don't have a cat!"