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G

- 06/20/2008 - Galaxies
- 02/27/2009 - Gambling Problem
- 06/13/2008 - The Game Warden
- 10/10/2003 - Garage Sale
- 09/19/2008 - The Gas Company
- 01/11/2002 - Gas Prices
- 03/24/2000 - Gasoline is Expensive?
- 12/07/2007 - Gasoline Tank
- 01/24/1997 - Geekonics
- 10/22/2004 - Gender of Inanimate Objects
- 07/05/2002 - Gender Signs
- 01/07/2000 - Generation Gap - 1
- 05/10/2002 - Generation Gap - 2
- 08/29/1997 - Generic Movie Disaster Script
- 07/19/1996 - Genesis, First Draft
- 11/21/1997 - The Genie
- 02/14/1997 - George
- 03/27/2009 - Geraniums
- 07/04/2003 - Get Back In There!
- 07/01/2005 - Get Better Soon
- 02/07/2003 - Get Me One Too
- 03/19/2010 - Get Me Out!
- 12/09/2005 - Get Out Much?
- 07/28/2000 - Getting A's
- 10/31/2003 - Getting Away
- 04/23/2010 - Getting the Children Ready
- 12/30/2005 - Getting Closer
- 03/09/2007 - Getting Forgetful
- 07/26/2002 - Getting the Message
- 06/06/2008 - Getting Old 1
- 11/19/2004 - Getting Old 2
- 10/29/1999 - Getting a Passport
- 06/05/2009 - Getting Things Done
- 04/20/2007 - Getting Younger
- 07/12/2002 - Get Well Soon
- 10/31/1997 - The Gift 1
- 11/19/1999 - The Gift 2
- 09/12/1997 - Gift to Dad
- 02/08/2008 - Gift Disappointment
- 12/26/2008 - Gift Suggestions
- 12/23/2005 - The Gift That Keeps on Giving
- 12/23/2005 - Gift Wrapping Tips For Men
- 03/19/2010 - Gifts For Him
- 09/01/2000 - Ginzu Knives
- 07/08/2005 - Girl of his Dreams
- 09/15/2000 - Give A Man A Fish
- 06/25/2004 - Give and Take
- 09/05/1996 - Glass of Milk
- 10/03/2003 - The Glass Perspective 1
- 10/03/2003 - The Glass Perspective 2
- 08/19/1996 - The Global IBM Village
- 09/01/1996 - Glossary of Common Computer Terms
- 03/07/2008 - Goats in School
- 11/21/1997 - God Made Me
- 03/27/2009 - Going Out in Style
- 08/22/2008 - Going the Extra Mile
- 03/30/2001 - Golden Wedding Anniversary Thoughts
- 03/27/2009 - The Golf Bag
- 11/25/1996 - The Golf Ball
- 06/20/2003 - Golf Balls
- 04/28/2006 - Golf Bet
- 09/13/1996 - Golf Buddies 1
- 03/14/1997 - Golf Buddies 2
- 10/30/1998 - Golf Buddies 3
- 09/02/2005 - Golf Cheat
- 04/07/2000 - Golf Clubs
- 03/21/1997 - Golf Couple 1
- 07/03/1997 - Golf Couple 2
- 10/20/2000 - Golf Couple 3
- 01/26/2001 - Golf Foursome
- 08/06/1999 - Golf is Good for You
- 06/15/2001 - Golf Interview
- 09/26/1997 - Golf With Dignity
- 08/08/1997 - Golf Laws
- 08/17/2001 - Golf Meditations
- 09/10/1999 - Golf Novice
- 08/10/2001 - Golf Question
- 03/16/2007 - Golf Partners
- 07/30/2004 - Golf Ransom
- 12/05/1997 - Golf Rules
- 10/24/2008 - Golf Slice
- 01/19/2007 - Golf Survey
- 11/02/2001 - Golf Tees
- 01/23/2009 - The Golfer
- 09/17/2004 - Golfer's Tall Tale
- 07/06/2001 - Golfing at Night?
- 05/16/1997 - The Golfing Preacher
- 01/12/2001 - Golfing in Scotland 1
- 12/06/2002 - Golfing in Scotland 2
- 05/10/2002 - Golf Wedding
- 09/29/2000 - Good Advice
- 05/26/2006 - Good Dentist?
- 04/27/2007 - Good Grammar
- 06/03/2005 - Good Ol' Boys
- 12/22/2000 - Good Manners - 1
- 08/24/2007 - Good Manners - 2
- 09/12/1997 - Good News / Bad News 1
- 10/13/2000 - Good News / Bad News 2
- 01/18/2002 - Good News / Bad News 3
- 10/06/2006 - Good News / Bad News 4
- 03/18/2005 - Good Old Dave
- 10/17/2003 - Good Points and Bad Points
- 08/15/2008 - Good Samaritan
- 03/06/2009 - Good Spelling
- 02/25/1998 - Good Timing
- 01/28/2000 - Goodbye, Charlie
- 07/24/1998 - Gooseberries, Rhubarb, and Puckered Faces
- 02/26/2010 - Gossiping with the Neighbor
- 12/10/2004 - Got Cable?
- 09/15/2006 - Got Juice?
- 10/20/1996 - Government Contracting Dictionary
- 09/17/1997 - Government Employees
- 03/13/1998 - Government in Action 1
- 03/13/1998 - Government in Action 2
- 03/13/1998 - Government in Action 3
- 09/26/1997 - Government Official (tm)
- 11/02/1996 - Government Specs
- 11/28/1997 - Government Spending
- 01/09/1998 - Government Workers
- 07/27/2007 - G.P.A.
- 12/21/2007 - Grace
- 07/27/2001 - Gracious Host
- 12/05/1997 - Graduation Test
- 04/23/1999 - Gramesis
- 07/30/1999 - Grandpa the Blacksmith
- 11/27/2009 - Grandfather Turkey
- 05/04/2007 - Grandma Comparison
- 01/30/2009 - Grandmother's Meat Loaf
- 02/01/2008 - Grandpa's Driving
- 05/28/1999 - Grandpa's Secret
- 09/10/1999 - Grandparent's Day (more serious than humor, but worth reading)
- 12/14/2007 - Granny's Pie
- 02/25/2005 - Grants
- 09/19/2997 - The Grasshopper
- 04/15/2005 - Gray Hair
- 09/23/2005 - Great Cheese
- 03/28/2008 - A Great Cup of Tea
- 10/22/1999 - The Great Detective
- 12/21/2001 - Great Golf Shot
- 12/29/2006 - Great Guarantee
- 11/03/2000 - Great Relationship
- 09/28/2001 - Great Truths of Life
- 06/02/2000 - The Great Writer
- 12/03/1999 - Green Golf Balls
- 01/08/2010 - Greens Keeper
- 09/29/2006 - Grocery Bag
- 05/07/2004 - Grocery Math
- 04/17/1998 - The Groom and the Best Man
- 09/16/2005 - Growing Boy
- 03/20/1998 - Guard-ening
- 07/02/2010 - Guardian Angel
- 02/05/2010 - Guessing Game
- 09/19/1997 - Guide to the Man-Machine Interface
- 04/21/2006 - Guided Tour
- 11/21/1997 - Gullibility Virus!
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- 05/29/1998 - Haiku
- 12/05/2008 - Hair Treatment
- 07/28/2006 - Haircut 1
- 07/18/2008 - Haircut 2
- 10/08/1999 - Halloween Rocky
- 03/21/2003 - Ham Dinner
- 07/20/2007 - Hamster Care
- 07/06/2007 - Hand Dryers
- 03/02/2007 - Handy Around The House
- 08/20/2004 - Hang On!
- 05/27/2005 - Happy Birthday - 1
- 02/16/2007 - Happy Birthday - 2
- 07/07/2006 - Happy Birthday Elsie
- 07/03/1998 - Happy Ever After
- 02/06/1998 - Hard Landing
- 02/29/2008 - Hardware Store Sign
- 10/13/1997 - Hare Spray
- 02/25/2000 - Harlez-Vous Francais?
- 01/12/2001 - The Harmonica
- 04/16/1999 - Harvard Being Sued
- 05/21/1999 - Harvard Bridge
- 06/16/2000 - Harvard Grads
- 08/28/1998 - Harvard Story plus Addendum (not a joke but worth reading)
- 03/10/2006 - Hashing It Out
- 01/13/2006 - Head Check
- 05/01/1998 - The Head Hog
- 01/31/1997 - Health Care FAQ
- 11/10/2006 - Healthful Place
- 08/03/2007 - Healthy Competition
- 08/13/1996 - Healthy Diet
- 08/31/2007 - Hearing Aid
- 02/03/2006 - Hearing Request
- 07/14/2006 - Heart-to-Heart
- 08/-1/2003 - Heated Up!
- 02/28/1997 - Heaven and Hell
- 08/21/1998 - Heaven or Hell?
- 04/03/1998 - Heavenly Punishment
- 07/24/1998 - The Hebrew Lesson
- 07/18/2003 - Hectic Day
- 07/03/2009 - Heirloom
- 08/27/2004 - Hello.....
- 09/14/2007 - Help is on the Way
- 06/29/2007 - Helpful Home Depot Associate
- 10/15/2004 - Helping a Bum
- 06/05/1998 - Helping Hand 1
- 01/09/2004 - Helping Hand 2
- 09/24/2004 - Helping Hand 3
- 10/06/1996 - Helpful Camping Hints
- 08/29/1997 - Help Wanted
- 11/30/2007 - Hemingway Hall
- 07/11/2003 - Henry Ford
- 01/08/1999 - "Heredity", A Genealogy Poem
- 11/19/2004 - Hesitant Driver
- 05/07/2003 - Hiccups
- 03/16/2001 - Hidden Image
- 03/09/2001 - Hide and Seek
- 05/23/2008 - High School Metaphors
- 08/14/2009 - High School Reunion
- 06/06/1997 - High School Science
- 07/17/2009 - The Highest Number
- 03/16/2001 - Highway Crew
- 04/10/1998 - Hijacked Bus
- 12/29/2000 - Hindrance
- 04/20/2001 - Hindsight is 20-20
- 03/12/1999 - His and hers - Drive Up ATM
- 03/12/1999 - His and Hers - Road Trip
- 09/15/2006 - Historic Church
- 06/18/1999 - History of Father's Day (Serious, Not Humor)
- 05/06/2005 - History of Mother's Day (Serious, Not Humor)
- 11/21/1997 - History of Pilgrims
- 05/02/1997 - History of the World
- 05/23/1997 - The Hobo
- 08/22/2003 - Hockey Injury
- 02/24/2006 - The Hokey Pokey (Shakespearean Style)
- 11/11/2005 - Hole-In-One
- 12/26/1997 - Holiday Cookie Recipe
- 12/26/2008 - Holiday Eating Tips
- 05/09/1997 - Holmes and Watson
- 03/17/2006 - Home Donations
- 01/23/1998 - Home Economics (1950's vs 1990's)
- 08/22/1997 - Homework 1
- 11/20/2009 - Homework< 2/A>
- 08/22/2008 - Honest Lawyer
- 04/22/2005 - Honeymoon in England
- 02/27/2009 - Honorary Degree
- 03/24/2006 - Hopeless Pupil
- 06/09/2000 - The Horn
- 11/30/2007 - Horseshoe
- 06/26/1998 - Horsing Around
- 08/19/2005 - Hospital Forms
- 11/17/2006 - Hospital Information
- 09/29/2006 - Hospital Parking
- 08/06/2004 - Hospital Regulations
- 10/10/2003 - Hospital Softball Team
- 08/06/1999 - Hostess Sued for Defective Products
- 08/07/1998 - Hot Air Balloon
- 09/25/2009 - Hot Coffee
- 07/27/2007 - Hot-Headed Golfer
- 03/25/2005 - Hot Sauce
- 10/20/1996 - Hot Shot Pilot
- 07/17/1998 - Hotel Pets?
- 06/01/2007 - Hotel Soap
- 09/08/2000 - House Call
- 05/14/1999 - House for Sale
- 08/04/1996 - The House Watchers
- 10/11/2002 - Household Budget
- 05/19/2006 - Housekeeping Husband
- 11/20/2009 - Houosing Advantage
- 04/16/2004 - How Bad Is It?
- 10/08/1999 - How to Build a Better Toaster
- 07/24/2009 - How to Build a Campfire
- 01/22/1999 - How Cold Is It?
- 06/15/2007 - How Fathers Were Created (An Extra for Father's Day)
- 06/15/2007 - How the Government Works
- 10/28/2005 - How Important?
- 05/16/2003 - How Long?
- 12/17/2004 - How Many Feet?
- 08/02/1996 - How Many Lawyers .....
- 11/15/1996 - How the Media Would Cover the Apocalypse
- 05/06/2005 - How Mothers Were Created
- 06/01/2001 - How Much? 1
- 07/13/2007 - How Much? 2
- 03/16/2001 - How Old? 1
- 07/08/2005 - How Old? 2
- 05/25/2007 - How Old? 3
- 04/17/1998 - How to Annoy the IRS
- 06/11/1999 - How to Build a Web Site in 25 Steps
- 11/28/2008 - How to Cook a Turkey
- 11/20/1998 - How to Do Homework
- 04/25/1997 - How to Give Your Cat a Pill
- 07/11/1997 - How to Install Software
- 05/22/2009 - How to Lie to the Bathroom Scale
- 04/27/2007 - How to Photograph a New Puppy
- 04/30/1999 - How to Play Cricket
- 01/04/2008 - How to Quit Smoking
- 03/02/2001 - How to Talk to Your Spouse
- 05/12/2006 - How to Train a Cat
- 08/10/1996 - How to Write Good
- 11/04/2005 - How True!
- 02/19/1999 - How Was Your Day?
- 06/15/2007 - How Ya Feeling?
- 12/05/2003 - Huge Sofa
- 05/16/1997 - Human Resources
- 08/17/2001 - Hundred Dollar Bill
- 09/04/1998 - Hunting Doctors
- 10/20/1996 - Hunting Elephants
- 06/19/1998 - The Hunting Trip
- 08/06/1996 - Hurricane Survival Quiz
- 06/20/2008 - Hurry Up!
- 06/15/2007 - Husbands and Wives
- 04/29/2005 - Husband's Estimate
- 11/01/2002 - Hut-2-3-4.....
- 04/20/2007 - Hymns
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I

- 06/08/2007 - I Always Wondered About That
- 11/27/2009 - I am Thankful.....
- 08/07/1998 - IBM 3090/VM
- 02/09/2007 - Ice Capades
- 05/14/1999 - Ice Cream is Good for the Soul
- 06/27/1997 - Ice Fishing
- 04/16/2010 - Iced Coffee
- 10/29/1999 - Identifying College Students
- 09/26/1997 - Idiots Are Everywhere!
- 06/17/2005 - I Don't Get It
- 07/16/2010 - ID Required
- 07/03/1998 - If . . . . .
- 08/07/1998 - If . . . (more)
- 03/22/2002 - If At First You Don't Succeed.....
- 01/28/2000 - If Cats Performed "CATS"
- 12/31/1998 - If Companies Ran Christmas ...
- 05/03/2002 - If Dr. Suess Wrote for Star Trek
- 04/11/2003 - If I Die First...
- 05/15/2009 - If Men Got Pregnant
- 08/11/2000 - If the Phone Company Ran a Restaurant
- 08/14/1998 - If the President Were a Dog ...
- 04/03/1998 - If You Can ......
- 02/21/2003 - If You Don't.....
- 01/25/2002 - If You Love Somebody.....
- 06/20/2008 - If You Love Something.....
- 12/13/1996 - I Feel Your Pain
- 05/18/2007 - I Hear Ringing.....
- 04/18/2008 - I Hope I'm Sick
- 07/26/2002 - I Know Something.....
- 01/26/2001 - Illness
- 05/30/2008 - I'll Check
- 11/10/2000 - I'm Free!
- 04/23/1999 - I'm a Guy ...
- 03/17/2000 - I'm The Boss
- 12/30/2005 - I'm Tired!
- 08/24/2007 - I'm Worried
- 12/18/1998 - iMac Heat Warning
- 07/21/2006 - Impressions
- 02/21/1997 - Improvement of English Spelling
- 01/29/2010 - In a Fight
- 01/10/1997 - In the Beginning . . . (1)
- 05/02/1997 - In the Beginning . . . (2)
- 07/30/2010 - In the Dorm
- 01/19/2007 - In the Fitting Room
- 04/21/2006 - In Great Detail
- 07/30/1999 - In My Day ....
- 09/03/1999 - In My Day ... (a few more)
- 08/22/2003 - In the Old Days.....
- 05/21/2010 - In the Personals
- 09/08/2006 - In the Pet Store 1
- 09/08/2006 - In the Pet Store 2
- 05/16/2008 - In School
- 08/31/2007 - In the Supermarket
- 12/04/1998 - In Touch With Our Bodies
- 12/09/1996 - Inappropriate Christmas Gifts
- 07/13/2007 - Indecipherable
- 07/04/2008 - Independence Days (Serious, Not Humor)
- 10/28/2005 - Indian Scout
- 11/09/1996 - Inspiration
- 02/29/2008 - Instructions for Yankees Moving to the South
- 11/10/2006 - Insufficient Brain Activity
- 10/08/2004 - Insurance Claim
- 10/30/1998 - Insurance Dilemma
- 11/09/2007 - Insurance Salesman
- 05/20/2005 - Insured Voice
- 11/15/2002 - Intelligent Life
- 02/18/2005 - Interactive Weather
- 04/11/2003 - Interest in Girls
- 10/03/1997 - Internet Junkie
- 05/18/2007 - Internet Speed Record
- 08/08/1997 - Interactive Taxes
- 04/01/1997 - Internet Cleaning
- 11/28/1996 - The Interview
- 06/24/2005 - Interview Question
- 08/08/2008 - In the Bible
- 10/31/2003 - In The Park
- 11/13/1998 - Inventions Which did Not Succeed
- 03/03/2000 - Invisible Man
- 01/30/2004 - IQ Test
- 09/25/1998 - Irish Job Interview
- 08/30/2002 - The Irish Maid
- 09/03/1999 - The Irish Priest
- 03/18/2005 - The Irish Pub
- 03/21/2008 - Irish Technology
- 02/02/2007 - An Irish Toast
- 04/15/2005 - IRS Audit
- 03/12/1999 - IRS Notice Correction
- 04/15/2005 - IRS Questions
- 07/26/2002 - Isn't It Good?
- 02/20/1998 - ISP's and Cable TV
- 01/12/2007 - It Depends
- 06/04/2004 - It Figures
- 05/02/2003 - It's A Boy!
- 11/03/2000 - It's Fixed
- 01/25/2002 - It's Got to Be Love
- 10/26/2007 - It's My Funeral
- 01/06/2006 - It's Time
- 03/21/2003 - It Won't Fly
- 09/05/2003 - I've Got To Be Dead
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J

- 02/17/2006 - Jack's Will
- 03/28/2003 - Jacob and Rebecca
- 04/30/1999 - Japanese Quality
- 05/29/2005 - Jar 47
- 12/11/1998 - Jargon of the 90's
- 02/01/2008 - Jean Squeeze
- 06/26/2009 - Jeans
- 07/25/1997 - Jeopardy! for Canucks
- 02/26/1999 - Job Application 1
- 05/28/2004 - Job Application 2
- 12/20/1996 - The Job Interview
- 02/11/2005 - Job Performance Review
- 04/14/2006 - Job Perks
- 10/19/2001 - Job Resumes
- 01/02/1998 - Joggers
- 02/27/2009 - Jogging Group
- 12/25/2009 - Jogging Shoes
- 04/03/2009 - Joining the Army
- 12/12/1997 - Jonah
- 01/02/2009 - Judge's Note
- 01/22/1999 - Journalistic Ethics
- 05/07/1999 - Judi's Cake
- 03/13/2009 - Jump School
- 02/15/2008 - Jump Start
- 11/30/2007 - Jumping on Beds
- 01/16/1998 - Junk Email
- 01/14/1997 - Junk Science
- 02/20/1998 - Jury Deliberation
- 01/02/1998 - Jury Duty 1
- 01/23/1998 - Jury Duty 2
- 02/25/1998 - Jury Duty 3
- 10/16/1998 - Jury Duty 4
- 04/06/2007 - Jury Duty 5
- 10/13/2000 - Jury Duty 6
- 11/02/2007 - Jury Excuse
- 04/26/2002 - Jury Exemption
- 10/18/2002 - A Jury Full of Lawyers
- 11/07/2008 - Jury Selection
- 05/21/2010 - Jury Trial?
- 11/21/2003 - Just Hanging Out
- 04/02/2004 - Just In Case
- 01/17/2003 - Just a Little Help
- 03/23/2007 - Just A Warning
- 03/15/2002 - Just Desserts
- 06/01/2001 - Just Following Orders
- 02/08/2002 - Just Like Mommy
- 03/10/2000 - Just Like You
- 08/11/2006 - Just Pretend It's A Feature
- 01/16/1998 - Just Speak Louder
- 06/02/2000 - Just Punishment
- 03/28/2008 - Just Thankful
- 02/02/2001 - Just Wait
- 08/31/2001 - Justice System
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K

- 03/02/2007 - Kangaroos
- 06/10/2005 - Keeping Grandpa
- 02/27/2004 - Keeping Secrets
- 07/17/1998 - Keeping Your Word
- 05/28/2010 - Ketchup Bottle
- 05/22/1998 - K.G.B. Headquarters
- 10/13/2006 - Kidnapped
- 02/20/1998 - Kids and Cliches
- 09/08/1996 - Kid-Speak
- 02/21/1997 - Kids Talk About Love (Part 1)
- 02/25/1998 - Kids Talk About Love (Part 2)
- 03/09/2001 - Kids Talk About Love (Part 3)
- 07/22/2005 - Kids Talk About Love (Part 4)
- 10/27/2006 - Kiss Goodbye
- 08/10/2007 - Kitchen Cry
- 08/11/2006 - Kitchen Help
- 03/05/1999 - Kitchen Humor
- 03/19/2010 - Kitchen Rules
- 10/12/2007 - Kitchen Table
- 03/13/2009 - Kittens
- 07/25/2003 - Knitting
- 12/24/1999 - Knowledge is Power
- 01/21/2000 - Know Your Math
- 10/29/1999 - Kosher Food Dictionary
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