Inappropriate Christmas Gifts

Found posted in a humor newsgroup (rec.humor.funny)

Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.

The Duncan Yo  -- Goes down, never comes back.  
Teaches children about warranties.

5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids 
play a larger version of their favorite game.

Supersoaker 9000:  For use on those hard to reach targets;
NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more.  At close 
range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig 
utility trenches.

The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor.

Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on 
the family pooch.

Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into 
a spinning paint tool.

Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles 
of the calendar.

Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.